This “Writer’s Workshop Top” had me laughing all morning long:
You’re a little nervous about your first-ever critique – but you know that you’ve written a great story. You’re ready for some strong constructive criticism, and you know that you look casually chic in this fabulous cotton top. Its heather grey hue, stripes at the V-neck, and striped lining at the pockets are mellow materials for the garment’s construction of rolled, tabbed sleeves, a button-down front, and slight flare at the empire waist. As you sit at the workshop table in your new top, slim-fitting onyx trousers, and suede Oxfords, the waver in your voice disappears by the time you open your mouth to read a sample paragraph, feeling confident in both your submitted piece and in your excellent ensemble!
Sadly, Ms. 38D is hoping she can lose a few pounds so it won’t fit as snug. This violates the psirit of the top, IMHO.