Please watch this video. Then imagine that in place of Whitney Houston you have John Levi Martin or Mark Granovetter or Georg Simmel, and instead of “I Will Always Love You”, you have the “What do people do all day?” paper, or “The Strength of Weak Ties” or the essay on fashion or the dyad and the triad. Then instead of a little Taiwanese boy, you have me. Instead of a game show, you have the Politics and Culture workshop at Indiana. Instead of April 2nd, you have April 8th. That’s my fantasy, right there.