Then don’t ever read gallery announcements for upcoming art shows. But if you love pretentious bullshit, check out the Art Baloney Blog. h/t to Gabriel and Jeff Edelstein for passing it along.
Here’s a favorite (mostly because I like the habits/habitus/habille echos):
“Light polystyrene forms seem to float in space and invite visitors to metaphorically disrobe—to remove their garmentlike outward appearance, their habitus, to assume another way of being, more introverted and intimate, enigmatic and silent.”
(source: Eugenio Viola reviewing Enzo Cucchi @ Museo Nazionale di Capodimonte, artforum.com)