Apparently, “Hurricane Chris” was invited by the Louisiana House of Representatives to perform his song, “Halle Berry (She’s So Fine)”. Chris will explain at the start of the clip that “Halle Berry” is really a stand-in for any woman who feels like she looks good (you know, even if she don’t). Because confidence is what matters. The kind of confidence that convinced you it was a good idea to step into that suit and tie and rock that podium. Don’t you wish that pretty lady in green would suddenly bust out like her car payment was due? Then I’d be sure the Apocalypse was neigh.