Not so good as Kerouac, but WOW! you should stay at the Indiana Memorial Union’s Biddle Hotel if you ever get a chance. I’m trying to figure out what this place is exactly because I keep expecting my grandmother to walk in. It is insanely clean, but totally old. I am 100% in love with this combination, although I will not be walking around barefoot. The shower is crazy with a paper thin curtain and two settings on the nozzle: one I call “crazy spray” and the other I call “The Dagger”. The room service menu lists four appetizers including “Pizza Hut Personal Pan Pizza.” Now there’s some kind of student programming on the television. It appears to be a dating show for a member of the football team. His question to the contestants? “Would you feel comfortable dressing like a whore on Halloween?” Time for bed.