Former French President Chirac
hospitalised after mauling by his clinically depressed poodle
Former French president Jacques Chirac was rushed to hospital after being mauled by his own ‘clinically depressed’ pet dog.
The 76-year-old statesman was savaged by his white Maltese dog – which suffers from frenzied fits and is being treated with anti-depressants.
And then, er….The President and Mrs. Obama do a lot of fisting?