Me and a velociraptor.

I could survive for 60 seconds chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor


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6 responses to “Me and a velociraptor.

  1. mike

    i got you beat by 6 seconds. but i would beat it with my arm.

  2. Jenn Lena

    Me, too. But I think I’m maw height. I’d like to think that body/muscle mass matters, and that I would be hard to masticate, but I bet you’re more chewy.

  3. mike

    Oh and if you’re reading that and you don’t know: it’s okay. I’m allowed to make a Jew joke. I’m Jewish. And a velociraptor.

  4. Jenn Lena

    And now all my friends know why yours was the best bris, ever.

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