I could survive for 60 seconds chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor
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i got you beat by 6 seconds. but i would beat it with my arm.
Me, too. But I think I’m maw height. I’d like to think that body/muscle mass matters, and that I would be hard to masticate, but I bet you’re more chewy.
Oh and if you’re reading that and you don’t know: it’s okay. I’m allowed to make a Jew joke. I’m Jewish. And a velociraptor.
And now all my friends know why yours was the best bris, ever.
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