I’m not sure how it is a “life hack” to get free air or to reboot a credit card machine on some poor, unsuspecting person who had the temerity to want to engage in commerce after you have just done so. But anyway.
Also, reading that biography of David Foster Wallace, which makes me much more interested in him, and in Infinite Jest, and much less interested in the image I had of who he was, before I picked up the book. This is, I think, a compliment.